They rearranged the grocery store again. Not a remodel — just moved everything eight feet to the left, apparently to spite me personally. I stood in the cereal aisle for a genuinely embarrassing amount of time trying to locate oatmeal.

Somewhere between aisle 4 and aisle 9 I had a brief, unwelcome thought about how nothing stays where you leave it, including yourself. Then I found the oatmeal. It was fine. I’m fine.